by alex rice May 25, 2003

by MF November 26, 2002

girl #1: i had sex with john last night
girl #2: how was it?
girl #1: horrible, he has a small wood!
girl #2: how was it?
girl #1: horrible, he has a small wood!
by dgdd;ljkpq38fhjsdf;lsdf February 17, 2008

When people have a small brain, they are not smart. In comparison, their brain is at least 2 times smaller, but in rare cases can be even smaller. Small brains usually: are brown haired, play volleyball, have a twin, named Madison.
by NotEllieTalbot November 15, 2019

by Ryan May 22, 2003

An excellent rapper, and no doubt was the best one around. It is too bad he was killed. He was awesome. They didn't call him Big Poppa for nothin. I mean, he's enormous.
Biggie Smalls so fat,:
-He bungee jumped and took the bridge down with him.
-That the scale said "GET THE FUCK OFF!"
-That the scale said "one at a time please."
-When he went to the all-u-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.
-His blood type is Rocky Road.
-He bungee jumped and took the bridge down with him.
-That the scale said "GET THE FUCK OFF!"
-That the scale said "one at a time please."
-When he went to the all-u-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.
-His blood type is Rocky Road.
by Me, Myself, and I November 30, 2004

by zxulu tha big lip bandit May 5, 2005
