Sloane

A Sloane is someone who on a night out gets offended by random, unsuspecting girls, usually in McDonald’s. They get so offended that the impulse to hiss like a velociraptor and shout at them becomes too strong. Once said unsuspecting and random girls go in defensive mode, a Sloane then destroys them quickly and ruthlessly, by stating they’re whores and laughing menacingly in their faces.

They may retaliate by hurling fries, ketchup and even burgers, but this does not phase a Sloane.

“Oh god, he’s in Sloane mode. Run!”

by Serjy November 26, 2018

sloan

a fat retarded ginger that has no friends

damn. you’re a sloan.

by steezyboy69 March 4, 2019

Sloane

Sloane is a brown haired girl and brown eyed girl. Her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite drink is ranch and her favorite food is ranch. Sloane is a very sweet and funny person bout however she knows how to SLAY and twerk on all of the boys that turned her down *cough *cough RYAN. Sloane goes to a rich kid school and is VERY popular but however her best friends do not go to her school and they names are Josephine and Lily. She lives in a box.

Anthony: "Look at Sloane SLAYING over there!!!"
Brooks: "I wish that Sloane was my girlfriend!"
Lily and Josie: "Sloane is our best friend!"
Ryan: "WAIT that's Sloane I wish I never rejected her!"

by 76801:) March 24, 2019

sloganizer

people who believe slogans instead of critically examining information, dumbed down fools.

Kevin and Dave are sloganizers facts don't mean anything to them just what Trump and the Republican Party say is true.

by Smogmanus April 15, 2019

Sloane

that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself

*during sorority denominations*

Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards

by not sloane November 18, 2019

Sohany

It's a beautiful girl,with a super nice smile.she is always there for you when you need her.she has a super amazing talent.if you ever become friend with her don't let go.she has a super opened mind and heart,but be carefully she falls in love easily.she think she is ugly ,but in reality is a beautiful girl. She likes to make people feel important and special.she makes people smile.she got a huge persanality:)she is a such good friend and person:/not very funny but not boring.she likes to have alot of friends•~•if you are lucky enough to date sohany, make her feel

Sohany is the sweetest girl you will ever meet

by Sohany February 11, 2020

Sohany

Sohany is a very beautiful girl even tho she says she is ugly .she is a very good friend and person.she likes to have alot of friend.she is a friendly and kind girl.she has a super cute face and body:)she is a very smart and cool girl everyone like to hang around with.she got the talent that everyone will like to have!•~•she is very giggly, but not funny :/her friends don't really care if she is funny or not they still except the way she is.....shes got amazing cool friends.and be carefully she falls in love very easy•_•

Sohany is a beautiful girl.... every boy wants to date

by Sohany February 11, 2020