slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
by Gentleman's Guide November 26, 2019
A slob blob is created after a long period of wild masturbation. This is where your penis foreskin gets all mushy and eventually starts turning to liquid. This liquid is called Slob Blob. The slob blob is a very thick liquid that looks black, white, or brown (depending on your skin colour). To regain your foreskin back, you must quickly start scooping up the slob blob, then eat it.
Yo James, my Dick feels weird.
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
Oh, that's not good. Wait a sec, what is that black shit seeping outta your pants?
Oh no, that's my first slob blob!
by Elijahahha ft. james mitchell March 10, 2020
When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.
I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.
by The real W November 22, 2023
When in varying degrees a blunt is trashed during a solo or group session.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
There are multiple degress of a slob blunt:
1. The paper begins to soften.
2. The paper is softened and soiled by saliva.
3. Its beyond Jesus's saving.
Note: If softening begins to happen, remove self and blunt from the immediate space. Extinguish blunt, then collect and preserve remaining weed for later date.
Ronny passed juju a freshly rolled and lit blunt, in which he partook . After completing his rotation he passed it to lee, torn and doused in saliva. This smoke sesh experienced, The Slob Blunt Effect.
by Mynamesjuju January 19, 2018
A slang term for sucking a penis, by either gender, and in the act, involves excessive amount of saliva(slob, slobbing) for it to be a "messy" process. Nob is the british slang for penis, although this saying did not originate from there.
Man can she slob the nob!
by real meaning inc March 18, 2014
The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.
by Slob king December 19, 2023
The art of getting your arthouse fix while engaging in some steamy oral action in Maine. You’re barely dressed, wrapped in blankets, watching avant-garde flicks as someone goes downtown. It’s highbrow cinema meets lowbrow slobbering, with enough on-screen and off-screen heat to fog up your hipster glasses.
by Sloop John D. Nuts January 04, 2025