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Samuel

Nicknamed Sam, he's a truly amazing guy with an overactive penis. He is the bestest friend you could EVER have. And you'll most likely fall in love with him. Although you can easily get bored with him, your feelings will for him will never fully go away. He usually says stupid stuff that makes you mad, but there's no way you can't forgive him.
You see that guy? He's my best friend.. Samuel.
by bananasryummy August 2, 2011
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simultaneously

adv. - to do at the same time.
I masturbate and watch porn simultaneously.
by Masterion August 2, 2011
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Shmuel

A Hebrew word meaning 'name of God' or 'God has heard,' Shmuel is equivalent to the English name Samuel. Shmuel appears in the Bible as the last of the Judges before the kingdom of Israel was founded.

Perhaps the best known use of this word in the West is as the name of the Jewish boy Bruno befriends in the book and movie "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas."
Example 1: "Samuel didn't have no time for Saul's shit."

Example 2:"I thought that Bruno and Shmuel's deaths were very tragic."
by Clever play on words Pseudonym January 13, 2018
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Samuel

A flipping sexy beast and is sexier than Tyler. Even if Tyler is sexy. Samuel is a super sexy man that has a 14” slong.
Man, Samuel’s slong is 14 inches.
by Thatguy_weinerman January 16, 2019
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samuel

samuel is a very attractive individual. he likes to watch the snow fall because it relaxes him, he likes to travel to different universes and galaxies to see beyond the ordinary. samuel is very protective and kind hearted guy. he likes to see the love of his life smile and laugh. samuel can make some mistakes but he learns from them as time continues because he wants to make himself and his loved ones proud. samuel is a very unique person. he doesn’t open up much at all but once samuel does, he knows he did it for a good reason and won’t regret it.
you’re dating samuel? i’m so fucking jealous.

yeah well fuck off me n him take on the world
by undetermined?? February 19, 2019
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Shmuel

Male name, Hebrew in origin, a name derived from shěmū'ē'l (name of God, his name is God, or named after God).

A mysterious man, often associated with bats and/or religion(or striped pyjamas unfortunately).

Rough on the outside, seems cold and maybe even like a hard bitch and a rude dude, but deep down is a true softy.

Often likes animals, and cares deeply for people. He may come across as someone that can't stand people in general and might even refer to others as "humans", distancing himself, but when push comes to show; he truly cares and only wishes the best for everyone.

If you even meet a Shmuel, you better be prepared for a fight to become their friend, or run away while you have the chance. As Samuels aren't easy to befriend, they're still incredible fascinating, and if you're strong enough to get close to them, totally worth the fight for.
Ya big secret softy, you're being such a Shmuel right now!
by VikingDaddy January 20, 2020
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simultext

Two separate text messages sent to each other by the same two people simultaneously.
I received a simultext from Melissa when I invited her to come out to the concert with us. She asked what I was up to this weekend.
by Nicky Noko March 30, 2009
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