Blow J. Simpson

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.

Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"

by little red thread April 13, 2009

Jessica Simpson

a stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose.

Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition.

by cassiebabyy January 13, 2008

Ashlee Simpson

To fake it

He was so horrible in bed I had to Ashlee Simpson so he'd get off me

by LALAFOFO January 10, 2009

Pimpin Simpson

a person with the last name Simpson that is physically attractive or has a way with the ladies/men.

I see Pimpin Simpson over there just got 2 women to give him their phone numbers!

Dang,Pimpin Simpson....every time we go to the bar the men are all over you!

by tylena July 1, 2006

jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..

Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR

by Lilliaa June 29, 2006

Ashlee Simpson

Can't sing, needs a major nose job, and is a poser..........but, one must admit she has phenominal boobs.

"ashlee simpson is fucking terrible but i would titty fuck her if she had a bag over her head and did'nt open her mouth."

by the priest April 10, 2006

Homer Simpson approach

which is to keep on doing the same thing despite a lack of success

I am going to use the Homer Simpson approach and invest billions of dollars on my enemies that want to see me destroyed and hope they will do what I want them to do.

by Dungeonmaster3 November 22, 2011