Short Timer

Any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. Therefore they don't give a flying fuck about their job anymore.

SPC Joe Snuffy: Man i got to wake up and go to pt. Fuck that im going back to bed im a short timer.

Short Timer by fat bastard child November 17, 2011

short-heeled 

Derogatory word used to describe a woman that 'falls onto her back' easily. A slut.

I don't know if I should date her; I've heard she's short-heeled.

short-heeled by iun August 23, 2004

Short Squaring 

Using less than the typically requisite amount of toilet paper because on an impending outage.

I'm having to short square it with two squares per ass wipe because my roommate won't go to the store.

I think my ass is shitty because I'm short squaring it until my parents bring toiletries this weekend.

Short Squaring by Jimmy Garr February 2, 2009

Short Stalk

That thing you do when you catch a glimpse of someone attractive/intriguing and then casually following them around the store or mall until they leave.

Angie: "Where did Susan go?"
Michelle: "She's short stalking that cute guy we saw when we passed the AE store."
Angie: "Not again. At least we know she won't be going anywhere with him."

Denise: "OMG! See that old thirtysomething married dude three rows over?"
Nan: "Yeah, why?"
Denise: He has been short stalking you ever since we came in the store!"
Nan: "Fuck! Now we have to bounce before I get that those pumps I wanted."

Short Stalk by Blue Runner May 3, 2009

Short Jetting 

The sexual act of placing the very tip of your penis into a woman's vagina and thrusting repeatedly.

"She thought I was short jetting but didn't realize it was my whole penis."

Short Jetting by 725EC January 23, 2010

Short Down Mart 

A phrase that describes a female that works at a conveince store/mini mart/or any sort of gas station.

yooo you see that short down mart?

Short Down Mart by itsyaboii April 6, 2010

short swan 

A homosexual method for preventing STD's

I did'nt feel safe so i insisted he performed a short swan.

short swan by derekforever1 November 14, 2011