sexroll

1. A vigorous sexual marathon traversing the distance and confines of the Hershey's chocolate factory. Ummm, delicious!
2. A tootsie roll wrapped in a used tampon or condom (not so delicious).

Q: "How was your vacation? Is that chocolate on your crotch?"
A: "That IS chocolate...my vacation was a total sexroll."

sexroll by Artaban7 December 16, 2007

sexcretary 

A friend who interviews other people for you as potential sexual partners. Usually in a socially drinking atmosphere with both of you present. Your sexcretary may ask questions either directly or indirectly in either a serious or humorous vein concerning the potential lucky person's dating status, size proportions of sexually exciting anatomy, favorite activities in bed, top/bottom preference, or any other combination designed to make both of you laugh and filter out some potential booty calls.

Go be my sexcretary and ask that chick if she's single.

sexcretary by jannypie November 21, 2010

Sexgregation 

1. When a group of males begin to talk about a topic of specific interest to the male gender (ie. video games, sex, steaks) causing the males to speed up and group together leaving the females of the group behind

2. Separated by gender

3. Exclusion of the opposite sex

1. Female #1 - "What just happened?"

Female #2 - "I think a sexgregation just took place."

2. Female #1 - "The males just sexgregated again."

Female #2 - "Figures. I feel like Rosa Parks on a bus, except even the coloured males get to sit at the front."

Sexgregation by Simpsonsfreak555 December 3, 2010

sexprivation 

The denial of sexual impulses, and the need to have sex by a male to a women or vice versa. Sexprivation usually takes place while to parties are mutually attracted to eachother. Moreover both are to socially awkward or lame to realize their connection. Sexprivation is usually observed and is not known by either party.

Steve: You see the way Erin and Jeff Sexprivated each other last night.
Kristin: You know the way the two hesitate is kind of wierd.

Steve: Come to think of it, our two week period of sexprivation was sort of awkard.
Kristin: Aww, Steve you're so charming.

sexprivation by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

butt sexer 

a faggish guy that likes to recieve butt sex.

its a noun.

an insult you can use to make fun of someone.

"hey i'm john and i like butt sex."

"Then you are a butt sexer!"

butt sexer by beast82 May 19, 2009

sexer 

someone that is very sexual.. he likes the sexy time... in his anoose!!!!!!!!

Chutz is a sexer x43532

sexer by Thors Stone April 18, 2008

sexret 

A scandalous secret involving sexual relations, usually pertaining to bands on tour.

Example one -
Girl one: I saw that guitarist (points to guitarist) getting it on with that girl over there (points to girl), and he has a girlfriend.
Girl two: I wonder if he will give us backstage passes if we threaten to tell his sexret.

Example two -
Alex and Lexy from Grey's Anatomy had sexrets.

sexret by Katherine and Danielle January 13, 2008