Salamibot

A man that identifies as an autonomous humanoid robot that claims to excel at stealing beer and abducting women against their will. In reality their true objectives involve telling "your mama" jokes and hoarding hard cured meats, primarily salami.

"He showed up to the party saying he would drink all my beers and threatened to steal my girlfriend. Two hours later he was talking in binary numbers and eating slices of salami out of his pocket like a slob"
"What a Salamibot!"

by Delicatessen69 January 19, 2022

salami gusher

When you syringe a type of drink in your urethra and someone sucks your dick for a flavored surprise.

Bro, stop wasting time eating pineapple and give her a salami gusher.

by Tonyshoki June 10, 2022

slamimable

To be, in very silly, foolish ways, slammable or closeable. for example, if there was a very weak door or cupboard that was slamimable, someone could use something as simple as their fingertip to close or (less commonly) slam it.

person 1: bro my cupboard door is so slamimable look! - shuts cupboard door with toe-

by Amelia Rideout September 5, 2022

Sebamism

Sebamism refers to the worship of geography. Originally started as a joke by students in India, Sebanism has gained popularity slightly towards the southern part of the Indian subcontinent.

As you are a staunch believer in Sebamism, you should be able to know the capital of Burundi.

by josh hub October 17, 2022

Salami Bipolar

Reigh; the most salami bipolar person in the world

“have you heard of reigh, she is the most salami bipolar person ever”

by reight2007 March 3, 2023

Sexaminute

69 minutes.
Also known as a fuckaminute.
The best period of time to have sex for.
Also the deluxe length of Midnights by Taylor Shit.
It’s 1 hour 9 minutes.

Me: Me and my husband had sex for a sexaminute before I became pregnant with children.
You: Well I just listened to the deluxe edition of Midnights by Taylor Shit at midnight for 1 sexaminute.
Me: Wow.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Sexamile

69 miles.

You: How far are you driving?
Me: A sexamile.

by gregben September 13, 2023