30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."

by Mackendeez December 20, 2017

Sloppy Seconds

Sloppy Seconds is the act of cumming into a girl or guy’s mouth from oral sex and than having said person continue to suck until one is hard again

Charlotte is such a hungry fuckin cum slut, go to her if you want sloppy seconds, she does a real messy job!

by Nickk116 March 7, 2019

sloppy seconds

Whenever a male is dating or marries a female who has already given birth to at least one child which was fathered by a different male, or has been through a divorce.

"I don't want anyone else's sloppy seconds!"

by protectmeaura August 23, 2019

Slothy Seconds

When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.

When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.

Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.

Even though she beacons,

we know she’s Slothy Seconds

by Dr. Scotchair September 8, 2020

Sloppy seconds

To have intercourse with someone and there is previous semen or vaginal fluids on the person’s privates

Boy, i love being sloppy seconds in order to get me a rich boy.

by Frances mairead’s gooey kitty November 9, 2021

snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.

Taylor must be talking to someone else, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.

by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023

0 seconds

The amount of time I waste in a week.

Hym "The meaning of my life is not conditional and doesn't not correlate with productivity. I've never wasted a single second in my entire God damn life. 0 seconds wasted."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2023