schmuckitude

The degree to which a person or thing exhibits the characteristics that suffice to classify it as a schmuck, which is Yiddish for penis. May also be the degree to which you resemble a flaccid whale penis.

Example 1: Rush Limbaugh's soft shifty body gets a 10 on the schmuckitude scale.

OR

Example 2: The schmuckitude of stealing that baby's candy and wiping his own ass with it before giving it back is legendary.

by HRBlock May 17, 2014

schmuckdown

A competition of idiots.

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!

by Fungledor September 3, 2016

schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility

I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.

by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017

schmuckwad

A combination of schmuck and fuckwad

Daniel " Timmy is such a schmuckwad!"
Nathan "What's a schmuckwad ?"
Daniel " A combination of schmuck and fuckwad."
Nathan "Oh!"

by J Slasher July 29, 2017

Schmuck

origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)

I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck

by Anthinda Droulas September 5, 2017

Schmucker

Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.

Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater

If you shot a deer in someone else's stand or area, you are a schmucker.

by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017

Schmuck

Someone who sells low quality stuff for a high price tag.

John Doe is such a schmuck.

Ikr, he is selling DDR3 for DDR4 prices!

by DYGaming January 23, 2018