schmangled

South African variation on "munted" or the Americanese "rolling". ie: being under the influence of large amounts of ecstacy

jirre bru, I was the MOST schmangled last night... this pills slaan POES!

by Devan September 13, 2003

schme

A word somebody will use if they do not want to answer a question because they are at fault on their part.

Euan: dont tell theo but ive forgotten his copy of unholy war again

Lewi: sure thing

*theo walks over*

lewi: hey theo, isnt unholy war a kickass game

Theo: hey, oh yea euan didnt you say youd bring it in today

Euan: schme

by lewi dibbin November 12, 2008

Schman

scherer woman

A girl wiht the last name of SCHere combined with the end of woman=a SHCMAN

by ejay day October 30, 2003

Schmeagle

n. A person who acts soley in their own self interests despite being looked down upon by society.

That schmeagle over durr just snatched up my lil' youngin's shopping cart without even asking for it. Nom saying.

That obtrusively obnoxious gentleman in the all white fur mink, had the audacity to appropriate that senior citizen's favorite christmas sweater, with nothing more than a cackle as he walked off.

by Dan the Love Machine & Holtzi June 12, 2011

Schmeat

Schmeat
A below average penis, with one exception. If the schmeat is attached to a firefighter it refers to a penis so huge it changes the atmospheric pressure of any room it's in.

I can barely breathe with that fireman’s schmeat in here

by Ledantarious IV June 17, 2020

schme

1) A word used as a substitue for "Hello!" or "Goodbye!". A common greeting used between friends.

2) Can also be used as an adjective to describe things.

1) Person 1: Schme!
Person 2: Schme! How've ya been?

2) Person 1: Today was schmetastic!

by schmegirl123 March 15, 2011

schmear

jis, cum, semen, ejaculate

Try singing, "99 bagels with schmear on the wall, 99 bagels with schmear..." to kill even the strongest bagel craving.

by jackalicious April 8, 2004