schitz@ffectionate

(Adverb)//(v) schizaffection/:
1. The description of the love or affection from a schitzophrenic person *

(possibly) experiencing symptoms at the time..

2. The description of loving or being loved so unpredictably and unrealistically or obsessively that when acted upon appears crazy to anyone else.

1- "You must be getting a lot of schitz@ffection from your new bf you met in the psych ward," lol

2- "Wow baby, last night was so schitz@ffectionate!Us having sex after you stealing a ladder from a neighbor's yard and climbing in my window"

by Terrable twisted December 10, 2020

Schizer Geiser

The act of having a stream of projectile diarrhea whilst being in the human pretzel position.

“Bro, we were having this party and I got this girl in the schizer geiser and I haven’t haven’t been able to get the shit stains off the ceiling since.”

by EricfromPoco April 16, 2021

schizo puss

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by mibouna,com January 19, 2023

Physical Schizophrenia

Being so fat that you have to identify as 2 people

I was denied access to the fun fair ride due to my physical schizophrenia

by Maybe on Wednesday April 9, 2023

advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage

When you bottle up so much rage (or emotions in general) your mind seems to explode to create a new mischievous identity to release all the feeling for you.

“Our dad ain’t some murderous psycho on the loose! He only has advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage!”

by Bomvu February 1, 2023

schitzophrenic

An elaborate web of lies. A conspiracy created by anyone aginst you. The intention is to trick you into stepping into their trap. The sole purpose is to fool you into failing. Ruin yourself.

"Them boys went schitzophrenic on me"

by Próff April 27, 2017

schizophrenic

a person with two different souls stuck inside of them with two totally different personalities

if you are schizophrenic, one minute you'll be happy and smiling, then the next minute, you'll be in tears

by steph May 13, 2005