Rate My Schlong ! is a website where guys can take pictures of their dicks and viewers can rate it one to ten -- So far I have a 10.0 for mine - the Perfect Dick!
by USAF Cadet February 2, 2021
Get the Rate My Schlong !mug. 
by brad miller May 18, 2005
Get the flithy nig schlongmug. In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.
by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020
Get the Smack Schlong Saturdaymug. by Halcon July 29, 2023
Get the Big schlong loadoutmug. When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”
bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”
bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”
bro 2: “Same tbh.”
bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”
bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”
bro 2: “Same tbh.”
by Priest Of The Niggadel August 7, 2022
Get the Playing the Long Schlongmug. When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
by Marinadoom August 2, 2018
Get the Schlong Dong Ditchmug.