Rate My Schlong !

Rate My Schlong ! is a website where guys can take pictures of their dicks and viewers can rate it one to ten -- So far I have a 10.0 for mine - the Perfect Dick!
Matt and I are still averaging a 10.0 on Rate My Schlong !
by USAF Cadet February 03, 2021
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Big schlong loadout

The act of organising or executing a delivery with military precision
Hey did you see that guy craig load that drop deck for frank, that was a big schlong loadout
by Halcon July 29, 2023
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Playing the Long Schlong

When a man or woman befriends someone solely in an attempt to gain their trust, and get sex out of them.
bro 1: “In the end, the nigga was just trynna fuck her.”

bro 2: “Damn that’s crazy.”

bro 3: “That’s called playing the long schlong. Surprised it actually worked.”

bro 2: “Same tbh.”
by Priest Of The Niggadel August 08, 2022
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Smack Schlong Saturday

In Smack Schlong Saturday, you must nut as many times as you can. On the first hour, you must nut once, on the second, you must nut twice, and so on until you nut 24 times in the last hour of Saturday.
Smack Schlong Saturday is too hard, i mustn't sleep for the entire day!
by kastie1288thepro December 06, 2020
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Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.
Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.
by Marinadoom August 02, 2018
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