Sameera

Somebody who is a chicken

Sameera is somebody who sleeps in a chicken pen

by Kristiano you hear me nigga November 25, 2021

sameer

Same er is a person who doesn't trusts his wife, ironically plays around wid women and has mates who despite being married date other women.
He s a bad influence

Mate u need to get things straight .. with ur gf and don't be a screaming sameer

by aejaaz November 25, 2011

sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019

Sampler

having sex once, one blowjob, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!

caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her shit.

by thewhiteboy1 April 10, 2010

Sample

A sample is when a man convinces a women to “give him a try”. He gets a one time shot to insert the full length of his penis in a deep stroke, in order to give her a “sample” of what she will be getting. It is a level above “just the tip”. One the lady receives her sample, she then decides if the man will have what it takes to satisfy her, or if she will be turning it down.

Come on girl, I got what you need.

First let me get a sample, and I like what I get I’ll take you home.

by Koala_4nia November 5, 2019

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011