sailors

A jolly good old time where heterosexual men take a bubble bath together wearing paper sailor hats. Playing with rubby duckies, squirt guns, boats and action figures are not necessary, but highly encouraged.

Hey dude, want to come over and play sailors?

by Sailor Jim January 27, 2007

Smilorexia

An obsessive disorder which involves an irrational desire for a 'perfect smile'. The smilorexic is difficult to please with conservative cosmetic dental procedures and commonly is a victim of overly aggressive dentists called the 'Veneer Nazis'.

Smilorexia often involves compulsive tooth whitening, flirting with the dentist for discounted cosmetic treatment and extreme mood swings if the treatment does not result in a super-fake artificial smile.

"The smile junky, no longer able to afford the expensive trips to the clinician, shudders in the corner of her apartment. Crumpled boxes of Crest Whitening strips in the corner. She boils the last contents of rembrandt whitening toothpaste in a spoon..."

(see New York Times - Smilorexia)

by VeneerNazi September 1, 2010

Sailor mans port

A sexual move whereby the woman licks the mans shaft two times, up and down, then proceeds to vigorously motorboat the mans balls.

"Yo that chick is nasty. She gave me a sailor mans port while i was on the toilet before i flushed."

by Merlanosays June 4, 2015

Sailor moon

Sailor moon is the best anime out there and you will be overwhelmed by the Weeb for this show

Have you heard of my hero academia it is such a sailor moon

by Roy Brave Lion September 22, 2018

Sailor Moon

A Japanese TV show that some perverted teenagers watch as an alternative to reading a playboy magazine.

I jack off to Sailor Moon every Monday night

by Dumbass University April 8, 2020

Sailor Moon Cricket

Sailor Moon, but black people version.

Sailor Moon Cricket : Moon Cricket Power MAKE UP!

by Shiine-1 April 3, 2022

Drunken Sailor

A pirate shanty for basic people

"If drunken sailor is your favorite shanty you're boring, for a pirate"

by lesbian pirates September 22, 2020