Shreks is a green ogre who lives in a swamp.He has a donkey friend and a wife named Fiona who he penetrates every night.Shrek has a 69 ft cock that is called a swamp monster.He use onions to Shrek his enemies like faurquad,that guy is a dick.If you see Shrek, his swamp monster will fill your ass with his love.
by Swagger Dabber May 21, 2016
Get the Shrek mug.shrek lives in turkey and flew a plane to manhattan and made a small swamp school with 4 kids and shreks them every second. Shrek also tries to catch some one on there laptop and then win he finds out it is school work he will say: "Yaaa get out man!". before i shrek you 10000000 times more.
by fat 11 November 9, 2017
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A word to tell you that you are a fat green ogre with no friends except of a donkey. Also you live in a swamp.
by Suckmypeendawg69 May 7, 2019
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princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019
Get the Shrek mug.Shrek is rich and smexy and owns 500 gucci shirts and is a VSCO girl and a Instagram baddie. He owns 5 teslas and a swamp. Ha,can't relate.He owns 20 pairs of custom made Air forces with Gucci in them.
Shrek is a baddie.
by teslaaa September 18, 2019
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Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp
Just remember to spread your buttocks for shrek and you will go to the swamp
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