sit on the stool

When Hannah is being very cross on Valentine's Day

Boy: Hey what are you doing alone in the dark there?

Hannah: Oh, me? Just taking a sit on the stool.

by therealest6669 February 14, 2014

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stooleys

Midwestern term for psychedelic mushrooms, derived from the word toadstool. A term used only by experienced "shroomers" when trying to locate some magic. The stooleys are used for personal enlightenment, feelings of HD vision and color enhancement are common while enjoying the best 6 hours of your life.

"Hey man, you know where I can get any stooleys?"

by Matt Awtum December 7, 2006

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Loose Stool

Noun
1. A piece of bar furniture with one leg coming out of its hole causing a rickety, disorienting, and sometimes dangerous condition. May cause user to subconsciously rock, causing annoyance to himself and others.
2. A soft, uncomfortable bowel movement that frequently follows a night of heavy beer drinking.

I should have known after pounding PBR's all night on that broken-ads bar stool that I'd have loose stool the next day. It couldn't wait to get out of me.

by Chip Z'hoyy June 16, 2014

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black stool

Hebrews get A black stool caused by unkosher food, like RED BEETS

Grand ma was on the pot calling for the Doctor. I got black stool get dah doctor!!!..

by itichie_nocanpo September 12, 2006

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stool pigeon

a turd that flies out of your butt

safari guide: at 4 o' clock we can see a wild stool pigeon, a fine specimen indeed! and there is the father who appears to be shitting out one after the other.

by tardexecutioner May 9, 2011

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