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pet my roo

To touch to genitals of those asking
Bob: Pet my roo
Lisa: *proceeds to fondle his penis
by Austin2400 February 5, 2017
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Roos

She is usually light haired and blue eyed you can see one in the wild reading some Trash book and then petting lions she is really HAWT and likes Fortnite she is really snobby and her friends often call her rOsS shes has an addiction to dank memes and riverdale and she has never watched greys anatomy she also likes being the sass queen and lights up every room she walks in literally she has glow sticks glued to her she is also very sporty but may come off plump she also uses make up and is usually tired she also ships really awful people and is very bad at math
"OMG IS THAT ROOS SHES SUCH A QWEEN" - Kitty
"yeah i know, but she just won't stop talking about how much she loves ross geller- especially when he's dating Rachel" -Prihsha
by Uwu_Uwu March 26, 2019
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Roo Flu

A flu consisting of partying for 6 days at Bonnaroo while your body is a trash can for drugs and alcohol resulting in your body’s immune system lowering from being around sweaty wooks, the sickness usually consists of coughing up phlegm, headaches and throwing up, you will probably be bed ridden for days and down Dayquil and Nyquil like a degenerate while suffering random coughing fits and the cold embrace of feeling like death
Wook 1: Man, I was at bonnaroo last week and I feel like dogshit
Wook 2: You got the Roo flu man
by daemon. June 21, 2023
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Roo

a person or thing that causes disappointment.
What do you do when someone promises to play a game with you but when the time comes, he said he had something else to do?
That is just a roo.
by Caekis July 30, 2021
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Roo

Roo is the best person you could ever meet. She’ll always have your best intrests at heart. You can be your insane crazy self and she wouldn’t care, she would in fact join in. You’ll never have to worry about getting made fun for saying something. You can talk about deep stuff with her and she’ll listen. She’s a definite crackhead but thats what makes her so fun. She’s hot and for some reason has the guys all over her. She got that THICK A** BOOTY. Her smile is so beautiful. Her smile brightens up a room the second she walks in. So If you ever meet a Roo dont leave her because she will never leave you.
Girl: who is that girl and why is she laughing so hard?
Me: thats my best friend Roo and shes laughing cause she always finds the funniest things in any situation
by Paintinggg July 7, 2022
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Roos

Maa ki chuut
Roos goes so mad
by Anonimop December 9, 2019
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Foobin Roo

A teen with a lack of self confidence. At the heart of all jokes, he sometimes feels like he is picked on. A proud and open Necrophiliac, he likes to use chloroform and ruffees to obtain his victims. Prayed on by the lesser spotted Milesimus and the longhaircutted Max-imus.
Who's getting with that passed out girl over there? Oh, its a Foobin Roo.
by theawesomedonman April 30, 2013
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