digger proof

a man who is completely resistent to plotting and schemeing of gold digging women.

1st Gold Digger: Hey look at that dude over there, he's so fresh; watch me do my work.

2nd Gold Digger: Slow down girl,u wastin ur time, he's certified digger proof.

by igot2eyes May 29, 2006

Self-proof

When you make something so complicated not even you can figure it out.

Fuck! I self-proofed my e-mail account! I knew I shouldn't have made my password so complicated!

by CHINESE_TIGER September 3, 2011

bullet-proof train

A train not prone to damage by bullets.

Bullet trains and Bullet-proof trains aren't the same, duh :P

by Mr.spy November 29, 2014

anecdotal proof

The erroneous extension of personal experience into the general population.

So last week i had COVID. I took (insert quack cure X here) and now i’m better. X works!
Statistically, you were going to get better without any treatment; lucky X didn’t kill you.
***anecdotal proof***

by YAWA January 15, 2022

Baby bullet proof vest

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.

That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

proof

The evident clues necessary to pin the blame on a criminal suspect.

Cop: "We've got proof that Proof is a murdering nigger!"

by SlurpeeFan711 July 29, 2008

proofread

That brief moment after you utilize toilet paper for its intended purpose when you quickly inspect the content before discarding it.

I had to proofread my shit to check for corn.

by TheMonger May 17, 2006