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German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 28, 2011
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phallic pretzel art

The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.
During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.
by Allierace November 25, 2014
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unsalted pretzel

An unsalted pretzel is someone that has no empathy or culture in their gut. They're simply not tasty; they don't even have any fucking salt.
You see, unsalted pretzels like you don't have the brains. I'm not a nerd, you're just not smart enough.
by sloth-coffee July 22, 2020
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Albanian Pretzel

Two gay men going ass to ass with a double ended dildo while reaching back to jerk each other’s cocks.
Bro I heard those dudes Albanian Pretzel all the time. I’d love to see that
by MR. Bussy July 13, 2021
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

From Seinfeld episode 3.11 "The Alternate Side". It was Kramer's line in a fictional Woody Allen movie and he kept saying it over and over in different ways.

It's doesn't mean anything other than what it says.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
by Hyperbaria July 29, 2008
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romanian pretzel

A bizare sex position involving one man lying on his back with his legs in the air, while his gay lover lays on top of of the first man, holding his own feet behind his back, forming a revolting knot of human.
-Wow, Sotiris pulled out the ol' "romanian pretzel" on Costa right there in the library!
-Thats fucked up man
by GrossedOutLsider June 18, 2010
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pretzel dick

wow my boyfriend has a real pretzel dick.
by pretzel dik suker September 28, 2005
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