by imverydaddy December 8, 2016

When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
by Unpromotable July 8, 2023

by 2001RoadKing October 27, 2023

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.
by Warren Earl December 27, 2019

My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.
by Hungover March 7, 2013

by ra.un.na April 17, 2022

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
