Birthday Present

The act of giving someone a Blowjob.
Samantha: Is anyone able to help me
John: I can help you if you give me a birthday present.
by imverydaddy December 8, 2016
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When you offer to give a class but only make the PowerPoint when it's requested. It only exists when the higher-ups are looking.
CPL, we need to fill some time, do you have that tactical sleep class ready?
It's as ready as my rank is CPL.
Ah, a Schrödinger's presentation.
by Unpromotable July 8, 2023
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Devil's present

A man that stands more than 6 feet tall, makes more than 6 figures, and packs more than 6 inches
Girl, that guy is a devil's present.
by 2001RoadKing October 27, 2023
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contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.
I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.
by Warren Earl December 27, 2019
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Hanging Present

A present of food or drink that will help with a hangover
My boyfriend was amazing today i had a really heavy night last night, now im hanging so badly but he came with a hanging present of a bacon sandwich.
by Hungover March 7, 2013
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Present teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm fetus
Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus
by ra.un.na April 17, 2022
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Present

the thing you literally say when your old teacher "calls" you.
ANOTHER DEFINITION
is that its a f*cking object that someone's hands that got run over gave you.
T:Juan!
J:Present!
wowwwww what a cool present

yeah, "ow ow my hands"
by crystalusesdiscord February 14, 2022
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