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miss-present

miss-present (verb/adjective)
/ˈmɪsˌprɛzənt/
Describes a person who is absent from a place or event where they were expected to be present. Often used to imply the absence was unexpected, unnotified, or inconvenient.
"Three team members were miss-present during the meeting, so we had to reschedule."
by The light 🕯️ July 16, 2025
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Present

I didn't present it as anything.
Hym "I didn't present it as anything and what it was was a set-up. Show me your titties. You've already seen mine. Flash them titties bitch. Filthy and bad!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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presentables

Euphemism for your sexual organs...
"Forty dollars and I'll do it." The lady says.
"Okay, let me see your presentables." The man says.
by jayg244 October 19, 2025
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feminine presentation

A buxom chick's sticking out her tits at you.
Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
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divine present

Pronunciation: /dəˈvaɪn ˈprɛzənt/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Divine Present (phrase, noun) - A phrase of biblical comprehension signifying a benediction.
2. A gracious favor bestowed Diue (God).
Significance:
• It defines “Divine Present” as a phrase related to biblical comprehension.
• It connects the phrase to a benediction or blessing.
• It attributes the benediction to Diue, representing God.
• It emphasizes the concept of grace and favor.
Phrase: divine present
Examples:
• “The nascence of the child was viewed as a divine present.”
• “Numerous perceive the opportunity as a divine present.”
• “The existence of a divine present is believed to be real by the congregation.”
• “The priest considers faith as a divine present.”
• “The survivor admitted the rescue as a divine present.”
by Dmitrio January 24, 2025
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Presentator

A presenter who is also a bit of a potato
The presentation was okay, but the guy delivering it was a bit of a presentator
by BlobRainbow February 14, 2025
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Class Presentation

Where you are eager the first slide and kill yourself the next 12 slides
Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow

Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM
by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025
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