Call To Prayer

The physical interaction between a muslim and an unsuspecting goat that is audibly transmitted over a loudspeaker several times a day

Hearing the call to prayer makes me wish I was deaf

by ULTRAMAGA November 5, 2025

prayers for cranberryjuice

they're getting a divorce and idk if they gonna get the kids

cranberryjuice might not get the kids
prayers for cranberryjuice

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

prayer whore

Someone who does irresponsible and foolish things to get attention. The close relative to the Attention Whore

Wow Sarah is such a prayer whore.

by Pardue15 January 6, 2016

Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015

Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

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Person 343: Sade's Smooth Operator Is The Spartan Prayer.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025