fancy poles

oldest way saying of penises. so old that it sounds like people form the 20's use to say it.

kid: tell me about a story when you were a kid grandpa
G: well me and the boys were the craziest kids around, we walk around with our fancy poles!
kid: that doesn't sound crazy, that sounds kinda gay grandpa.
G: kids got hurt back then, we use to play grab the nearest tree and hang on for dear life game.
kid: thats gay...
G: yea, it was pretty gay...

by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2132323 November 10, 2010

squrly petes

To have the soft poop runs.

Oh' god! be right back. bathroom. Damn i got some "squrly petes".

by Ghost photo December 3, 2010

the poles

A slang term used to describe a gentlemen's club i.e a stripclub

"You bro... i just fucked one of the baddest bitches from the poles"

by SeeYouLaterMyChickenWang January 7, 2019

What the Poes?

English/Afrikaans translation of What the Cunt?

Commonly used by S.A. Afrikaners as a way for frustration, confusion or anger. It could be used in the same way as "What the Fuck!?"

Person 1: "I saw your girlfriend cheating on you at the club yesterday."
Person 2: "What the Poes?, fok man!"

by ThaSauceKid🥶😈 July 14, 2020

Poges

The lumps of undissolved chocolate milk powder that remain at teh top or bottom of the glass after the introduction of milk but before drinking

Waiter my chocolate milk ha Poges

by Mike March 8, 2004

Pones

To rock... like a lot.... like Hardcore Rock...... its made of awsomeness

(also known as PWNS)

My new shoes Pone yours!
My backpack Pones!

by Jesse-ness February 25, 2008

poes lap

Literal translation is "fanny flannel", as oppose to a face cloth.

"I'm having a shower"

"Be sure to use your face flannel on your face and not your poes lap"

by ybanrab May 5, 2006