Potatio

A huge gunt facking potato faced guzzing gutter slut fuck

Omg kayla, that girl is such a potatio! Look at her gunt facking face!!!!

I wanted to puke up that potatio because it was such a slut fuck it was making me gag like all facking day man. so fresh.

by The Facking Skank Boat October 30, 2010

potatoes

the white staple food

Potatoes are bad

by poop man October 3, 2003

Dirty Potatoes

A respones to when somebody says something that has either an explicitly or implicitly dirty meaning, similar in use to That's what she said

"The fire won't light because all my wood is wet."
"Dirty potatoes!"

Originating in a nerd community in south Dublin, Ireland.

Dirty potatoes!

by ThEyeball Kid December 14, 2010

Mashed Potatos and Gravy

Human seimen smothered all over female breasts.

The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him.

by mad as hell May 31, 2004

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008

buttering the potatoes

the term for wacking off, or masturbating then cum trickles on to your balls and thus, coating them with sperm

"oh man, I saw that porno mag last night, it had me buttering the potatoes."

by sir wacks a lot June 24, 2009

mashed couch potatoes

Oftentimes what you'll find left behind after a tornado and a trailer park merge.

It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park

You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013