driving the porcelain bus

Spewing into the toilet. You are on your knees and your hands are on the bowl(steering wheel). People who drive the bus are usually drunk and drive it very cautiously, they hold onto the steering wheels firmlyx

Did you hear mum driving the porcelain bus last night? It kept me awake for hours! Dad said she was drinking spumante- i guess she got the desired result.

by timbo6969 January 3, 2017

bustin some porcelain

Taking a huge dump

Damn that guy was bustin some porcelain in the restroom

by mrodIV November 11, 2014

Punish the Porcelain

To take a nasty dump.

Man, I've really got to go punish the porcelain!

by Mike December 15, 2003

staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

pray to the porcelain god

*Idiom*

The state of a drunken person who is vomiting into a toilet (porcelain orifice) or incapacitated and nauseated to the point of being unable to get up off the floor after vomiting in the bathroom.

Last time I got drunk I had to pray to the porcelain god all night.

by bisque October 26, 2010

worship the porcelain god

to vomit repeatedly, especially after getting sloshed

After the frat party last night my roommate was down the hall worshipping the porcelain god for most of the night.

by mandingoe April 26, 2004

underwater porcelain technician

Basically a fancy name for "dishwasher". My ex felt inferior to some of his friends who had cool-sounding jobs, so I made this one up to make him laugh and feel better :)

JOE: Hey Bob, what are you doing with yourself these days?

BOB: Oh, hey Joe. I'm the assistant to the vice president of sales. How about you?

JOE: I'm an underwater porcelain technician.

by Chrissy Robinson July 30, 2008