Mun Poon

1. The poon that is acquired while attending a Model United Nations Conference during the Delegate Dance, or in other social forums such as during committee or on the plane back home.
Dwayne: Hey, Tim. Did you get any Mun Poon this weekend?

Tim: Why, yes, Dwayne. I received copious amounts of Mun Poon. It was truly a Model United Nations Conference that I attended.

Dwayne: Given that the poon received occurred at a Model United Nations conference, I suppose it would be accurate to refer to the poon received as Mun Poon.

Tim: Yes, Dwayne. Yes it would.
by Jewsemen March 4, 2012
mugGet the Mun Poonmug.

aunt poon

your hot aunt whose can you are always dreaming of tapping
young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon

cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009
mugGet the aunt poonmug.

poon famine

a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."

Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
by vulvahammer October 5, 2009
mugGet the poon faminemug.

purple poon

an urban slang term for a black females vagina.
"man shaunda has a beutifully purple poon"
"dude your mom has purple poon"
"i love the purple poon"
by Travis October 26, 2004
mugGet the purple poonmug.

poon wizard

A wizard of poon;

A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"

has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"
Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?

Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard
by The Legit Poon King February 25, 2014
mugGet the poon wizardmug.

poon hunting

the act of young men going out on the town with the express intention of finding drunk, easy girls with whom they can engage in a host of sexual misdemeanours in public parks, toilets, alleyways etc
girl: hey do you and the boys want to come round tonight and hang out?
boy: no i think we might just go poon hunting instead, i heard some slags are getting drunk in the graveyard and one apparently gives great head!
by slag92 October 24, 2008
mugGet the poon huntingmug.

poon cakes

an endearing term for a fine young woman you wanna get with
by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007
mugGet the poon cakesmug.

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