1. The poon that is acquired while attending a Model United Nations Conference during the Delegate Dance, or in other social forums such as during committee or on the plane back home.
Dwayne: Hey, Tim. Did you get any Mun Poon this weekend?
Tim: Why, yes, Dwayne. I received copious amounts of Mun Poon. It was truly a Model United Nations Conference that I attended.
Dwayne: Given that the poon received occurred at a Model United Nations conference, I suppose it would be accurate to refer to the poon received as Mun Poon.
Tim: Yes, Dwayne. Yes it would.
Tim: Why, yes, Dwayne. I received copious amounts of Mun Poon. It was truly a Model United Nations Conference that I attended.
Dwayne: Given that the poon received occurred at a Model United Nations conference, I suppose it would be accurate to refer to the poon received as Mun Poon.
Tim: Yes, Dwayne. Yes it would.
by Jewsemen March 4, 2012

young nephew dude: damn dad's sister is totally aunt poon
cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
cousin dude: no shit i busted wood twice at the dinner table
by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009

a place or period of time devoid of poon.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
like the irish potato famine, except with vagina in place of the potato.
Dude 1: "Dude, Michelle said she isn't putting out for a few weeks."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
Dude 2: "That sucks dude. Fucking poon famine."
by vulvahammer October 5, 2009

by Travis October 26, 2004

A wizard of poon;
A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"
has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"
A master of the art of obtaining the legendary "poon-tang"
has all of the ladies' pussies under his spell of "This Dick!!!"
Guy: Dayuummm how you gettin' it in with all these chicks?
Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard
Me: What can i say i'm just naturally a poon wizard
by The Legit Poon King February 25, 2014

the act of young men going out on the town with the express intention of finding drunk, easy girls with whom they can engage in a host of sexual misdemeanours in public parks, toilets, alleyways etc
girl: hey do you and the boys want to come round tonight and hang out?
boy: no i think we might just go poon hunting instead, i heard some slags are getting drunk in the graveyard and one apparently gives great head!
boy: no i think we might just go poon hunting instead, i heard some slags are getting drunk in the graveyard and one apparently gives great head!
by slag92 October 24, 2008

by poonmaster3000 April 25, 2007
