Poltergeist

A type of invisible spirit that typically haunts low income families that want the council to move them somewhere nicer.

"Ere shazza, it's another rejection letter. I reckon we could call the papers and roll out a 'Poltergeist' that'll do the trick"

by srcl72 July 5, 2019

Polster

An uncircumcised penis.
A Polster is also another word for butthole.

Scott has Polster problems.

by MCHamBusta July 12, 2019

Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.

I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.

by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019

Poltergeist

A person who ghosts groups of people, and occasionally causes drama within the groups of people that have been ghosted

“Lacy ghosted us when we were making plans to meet up and is now causing lots of drama in the friend group by saying she feels excluded”
“Sounds like you have a poltergeist on your hands”

by Broncosaurus Manning July 9, 2020

politely evil

Having a sweet and innocent demeanor while being a total dick

She was being so politely evil that I didnt know whether to cry or laugh.

by Mysters Mizzes July 9, 2020

Poltertext

n. A sent or received text without knowledge or intent from either party.
V. Describes an altered or modified text from the original composition without the sender's knowledge.

I'm so embarrassed. My phone just sent my boyfriend a poltertext.

by Bobbie Blake October 7, 2020

Politeonthinice

The best twitter user. Famous. Hot. Horny but most of all talented. Has Nickis pen game when it comes to writing tweets. King of twitter . Who we all wish to be

Politeonthinice is the king of Stan twitter

by Stantwitteruser October 19, 2020