plumber

when someone is constipated then you relieve them of it by having anal, which could result in shit all over you.

She was horny.. wanted anal, but didn't tell me she was constipated. I was the plumber that night.

by Brownsound September 10, 2004

plumpers

a website where morbidly obese women show there FUPA's to fat men who eat nothing but mediocre steaks and twice baked potatoes. The fat man who denies ever visting this website cant find his own penis because he is so fat.

Jon denies visiting the plumpers website.

by G-Men December 27, 2006

playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

plumer

to think and/or behave like a man with incredibly large testicles or no brains

"Man, that dude who live on the corner, you know, the one always on crack, man, he be straight-up plumer, you know what I'm saying?"

by Thomas Wheatley May 30, 2006

Plumper

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit on the toilet.

She'll give everyone a plumper if you give her enough drinks.

by Star Fish September 24, 2005

plumper

A person who prefers to fuck fat chicks.

John really gets into fat chicks. What a fucking plumper.

by ziptied April 1, 2003

Plumber's Delight

A shit deposited directly into a toilet tank.

Theres a piece of shit in the toilet tank!

by Henley Stanfordsontownville October 24, 2003