Desk Photo

A desk photo is a photo of your work place that you post on social media either because : 1) your office is cool and you want the world to know how cool your work place is. 2) To show how much work you either have or do not have.

Damn....that desk photo Jerry posted is off the hook. Damn I wish I had an office that tight.

by Liberation Theology March 10, 2020

Photo-rape

Gang bang with iris melting flash

Margerry should be charged with photo rape. Her camera flash significantly reduces brain cells.

by Margarett Yuhico August 10, 2003

photo.net

where mediocre photographers with a lot of technical knowlege go to act like hotshots.

in reality, they're just a bunch of old fookers with too much time, money, and gear.

www.photo.net, go there if you think you're hot shit, don't if you need to learn something.

by zoey April 13, 2004

photoblography

Photos intended for blog purposes only- usually, candid pictures with little to no substance or technique.

Photoblographers usually take pictures of bridges, cupcakes and street signs- typically use an expensive dslr or old fashioned camera.

That’s a really good photo of that chair, but I studied a little photoblography in college while posting on flickr, tumblr and facebook- it would look better in black & white. :(

by funbot2 August 26, 2011

photo dropping

Like name dropping, it involves sharing or posting a picture of yourself with a celebrity, an iconic object, or other noteworthy subject for the sake of impressing and/or intimidating others

Larry posted on Facebook this picture of him standing next to Jay-Z and tagged it, "Just hanging out with a friend in New York." Only a punk gets off photo dropping like that.

by urbananonymous December 18, 2013

Photo Thot

A stank ass hoe who edits her photos to look fine, but in person she looks like the shit under my shoe.

*Two dude on Instagram*
Dude 1 - "Damn she's fine as fuck"
Dude 2 - "Nah she's a Photo Thot. She looks like booty cakes in person."
Dude 1 - "Shame."

by TheOneWhoSquawks October 6, 2015

Phallic Photo

The correct psychological and scientific term attributed to the commonly referred to "Dick Pic"

A recent study published by Psychology Today finds that the sending of unsolicited phallic photos does not in fact increase the chances of the sender entering into a meaningful relationship with the recipient. Who knew?

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020