pity dick

When a guy feels bad for you and offers sex to comfort you

My friend was feeling sad so them some pity dick to cheer them up .

by Randomly Freaky or Geeky March 24, 2015

phits

Originated on LS1.com, now on LS2.com, a member named MJSBossman punched a 12 year old boy at the movie theaters because he was being an annoying little prick, the term was coined by Bravo on LS1.com. Variations included PYITS, PMITS, PTITS etc

That guy was pissing me off, so I PHITS.

by LS1.com sucks April 16, 2004

Pity

To be sad for. To... Ummm.... Pity..... To sympathize for you....

Pity: something I don't need. Nor should you give it to me.

Pity: I fell of my bed today...

OMG IS THE FLOOR OKAY?!?!?!?
She pity the floor.

by Once in a lifetime May 24, 2015

phits

MJSBaldman punched a kid in the stomach at the movie theater, so Punch Him In Teh Stomach=PHITS, another variation is PYITS

If he doesn't shut his mouth, I'm gonna PHITS.

by ls2.com April 7, 2004

pityakker

One who hails from a mining (hence, pit) town, eg Ashington in Northumberland.

Generally speaks with a lowping Northern lilt, eg they would claim to hail from "Eshington" and speak of a "bonny laird" (lad) while rolling their Rs, eg Unlucky Alf from the Fast Show.

Ex-footballers Jackie and Bobby Charlton are obvious pityakkers, as is actor Robson Green, although he is now officially a posh Geordie, unless it suits him.

by Ke17h February 4, 2007

pity pint

When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.

My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.

by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009

Pity snack

This is when a friend or co-worker offers you a far inferior snack only after eating an extra delicious snack in front of your face. The superior snack will no doubt include one, if not all of the following: chocolate, butter cream, fudge, or caramel. The pity snack recipient will ALWAYS be on a diet at the time of said snack-tastrophe which only exacerbates the pain.

Debra offered me some 100Calorie Snackwells only after eating an oh-so-yummy Ele chocolate cupcake in front of me. What a pity snack!

by JPEmily December 8, 2011