phity 

A fake city, that is kind of like a city and has city-like qualities but no one lives there. Everything closes and more happens outside the city than in.

Rich: Oakland has more stuff going on than Pittsburgh.
Jenny: Thats cuz its a phity

phity by Rich A2024 May 8, 2008

phity 

A fake city, that is kind of like a city and has city-like qualities but no one lives there. Everything closes and more happens outside the city than in.

Rich: Oakland has more stuff going on than Pittsburgh.
Jenny: Thats cuz its a phity

phity by Rich A2024 May 8, 2008

Pity puff 

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

Pity puff by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

pitylingus 

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.

Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.

pitylingus by laughing girl January 5, 2011

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

pity laugh by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008

pity the fool 

Infamous Mr.T quote.

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T

pity the fool by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

I pity the fool

In Mr. T-glish, a rhetoric comment equivalent to the English "I'd best not find out who it was."

I pity the fool who scratched my car.

I pity the fool by diatrevolo November 9, 2003