Jordan Peterson

Terrific but very unfunny Canadian intellectual famous for verbally beating the shit out of radical leftist ideologues. Good on him.

Shut up you far-left twat or I'll go Jordan Peterson on your ass.

by C J B November 6, 2019

Robert Pattinson

British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.

fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?

by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 18, 2009

Scott Peterson

Narcissist, murderer and sociopath.

That guy seems like a possible Scott Peterson.

by Stella Lafayette December 3, 2004

Peterson

The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.

I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.

by Flapjackandy December 3, 2007

Pattronize

To humour someone who is obsessed with actor Robert Pattison, who plays brooding Edward Cullen in the Twilight film adaptation.

"My girlfriend loves that vampire guy, so I have to Pattronize her when she rants about him."

by emjay81 December 23, 2008

tash peterson

the loudest vegan on the planet. tash peterson is an animal rights activist known for demonstrations at events where animals are abused.

ugh, tash peterson, speaking up for animals again!
tash peterson, that vegan propaganda maker!

by veganpropoganda October 1, 2021

Robert Pattinson

Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.

Also see: ugly and untalented

Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009