Paschka

To be a passionate, overly excited, fitness coordinator or gym teacher. Often bouncing off the walls . Also had tendencies to be disturbing or way way way too happy. So as you can see optimism is key in being a 'paschka' also a sense of disturb comes in handy.

That gym teacher was a 'Paschka' , man. and
are you paschka-ing me right now?

by CHA allumni August 11, 2009

Pascal's wager

It's dumb. You're an idiot. Your plan is to try and trick it? You can't even trick ME!

Hym "My problem with the pascal's wager types is that they believe that the creature is a carefully constructed lie used to control the masses. It's just a gross kind of hubris or a false martyrdom. You're sacrificing yourself on the altar of your own disbelief. Like 'I don't believe it but THEY need to believe it because if THEY don't believe everything will be worse for everyone. And if I explain why I don't believe it I might convince other people not to believe it. And they NEED to believe it or they won't behave in the way they need to so I'll say I believe it and even try to convince people that it's real because it's better that people believe the thing I don't believe or they might not be good. I have a responsibility to make them good. I'm the gentle invisible hand that pushes humanity in the right direction at the cost of my own disbelief..' But that's just Infinite Tsukuyomi. It's not even that the endless dream is bad. Or even that it isn't real (in contradiction to the source material). It's that you're doing that to them. You don't get to decide that for them just because they can't get into your consciousness."

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

Pascal

noun A white, racist, stubborn old man who has no ass and no front teeth

Pascals—2 or more pascal—dangerous, avoid if possible by using evasive maneuvers.

Pascal(s) is/are usually found roaming the western regions of France.

Hey look at that Pascal! He smells like a old mattress

Oh no there are multiple pascals in thag

by ajajajddwad January 18, 2019

Parsec

To parsec ; to hack forumpasswords

Grude: Hmm someone stole my pass of the private forum :(
Prislia: You sure it hasnt been parsec-ed ?

by Anonymous April 7, 2003

Paseano

A nonexistant word used only by the mentally retarded/southerners. They think it makes them sound exotic when they say it even though everyone else wants to cut their throat. Billy Williams, you are an ässhole.

Billy Williams from Knightdale, NC - What's up paseano?
Random guy - You're fat

by Turd Ferguson December 29, 2004

Parsec

Also known as a crab or that purple thing from the ninja turtles called krang.

by B February 20, 2003

Pascizzilate

The act of writing really bad ass programs in pascal.

"I'm so bored... I think I'm going to go pascizzilate for a while.

by Jake April 4, 2005