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The Parrot

The goal of the parrot is for the man to set his full package (testicles, scrotum, and penis) upon an unsuspecting partners shoulders, just like a pirate. With the testes acting as the body and the penis acting as the head of the parrot. The man can add phrases such as; "Braaak, Polly wants a cracker"; "Yaarrgh"; "I want to plunder your booty" and so on.
"After I showered, I was looking for my hairbrush in the cabinet under the sink and my husbands parrot landed on my shoulder."

"I gave my wife the parrot and said that she looked just like Blueballs the Pirate."
by telemarker August 15, 2009
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Patrony

To patronise, a new word coming up in the street to strike down the dirty corner kids.
Jess: PATRONY IS NOT A WORD.
Mark: Check out Urbandictionary, gal.
by Markus Decimus Lungleyus August 21, 2009
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Patroniotch

1. Hoes that drink patron with the hopes of being taken home by a rap artist and or basket ball player.
2. Rap guys girlfriends
We was at the bar last night and picked up some patroniotchs! took them home and got some ass
by REBLTB22 January 22, 2010
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Parrotfish

An Armenian male with an aquiline nose and a bushy goatee; an Armenian man that is handy with fixing things; a handyman.
Razmik is a parrotfish.

Razmik can fix that door because he's such a parrotfish.
by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011
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pardon my drip

Excuse me, my drip is too much for you to handle.
Ready my hip, pardon my drip, reach in my pocket I pull out your bitch.
by kingofdrip December 28, 2018
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Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.
Dude why are you acting like a clag
by John March 2, 2005
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Fag Parrot

A sexual position in which one of the homosexual's sits on the other homosexual's shoulder like a parrot would. The fag then inserts his penis into the homosexuals ear....
Doug: Hey Cutie, can i fag parrot you?
Miller: No way! I couldn't hear for a weak after the last one....
by WingJingMai April 15, 2010
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