Sleep Paralysis

A state of sleep between REM and being conscious. It feels similar to epileptic seizures (because I have had epileptic seizures AND sleep paralysis). Some people hallucinate, seeing monsters who are called "Sleep paralysis demons" and often depicted at the foot of your bed or sitting on your chest. Please note that not EVERYONE witnesses 'demons.' During Sleep Paralysis, you are fully conscious and can think clearly, but find EXTREME DIFFICULTY in breathing (even though your real body is still breathing) and you are paralyzed (you can't move any muscles). Sometimes, you may see yourself from a 3rd person's POV, and different individuals may experience the sensations of falling, being dragged off of the bed, or a heavy weight on their chest. During this time, your body is tensed up and your eyes are wide open, from a viewer witnessing the event. Normally, when a person wakes up after having sleep paralysis, it is a very memorable incident, unlike a dream. Treat sleep paralysis as a scary lucid dream. Sleep paralysis can occur as one is falling asleep OR as one is waking up. If a witness sees your body shaking violently during sleep paralysis, you may have had an epileptic seizure. Other than that, sleep paralysis is relatively harmless but can be scary for even someone who has had it multiple times. Personally, I think it's a load of BS when people say that laying on your back makes it more likely to have sleep paralysis.

James: "Dude, I had sleep paralysis last night."
John: "I was seriously worried when your body stiffened and you wouldn't answer me."

by SLAAAAAAYER April 3, 2023

sheep paralysis

When suddenly you freeze and all sheep within 50 miles of you slowly make their way to your current location to fucking default dance on you with their hooves. Usually occurs when around bodies of salt water.

Or maybe you meant to go to sleep paralysis and ended up here because it looked funny.

Dude, where did all the sheep come from?
Must have had sheep paralysis.

by SLAAAAAAYER April 24, 2023

Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.

No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011

Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

paralyzed

So fucked up u can't open your eyes
See gone

Dat nigga don' hit da drank, blazed fo' blunts now that nigga can't open his eyes. He paralyzed.

by ya boi May 30, 2005

Parla

A dark soul bound to the deepest caves in hell. An evil spirit determined to rule over the entire galaxy. A dark, evil heartless monster who just doesn't give a shit.

Or a small chicken

Woah! She is such a Parla, GUUURL you better be carful

by FFUTILEE October 11, 2016

parfaytayamose

Where geeks and atractive girls come together to party! It is a true rareity.

Man I was lucky enough to go to a parfaytayamose!

by Jonny, Jordan, ChrisB June 23, 2008