The tiny remnants of toilet paper, hair, and other matter left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping your butt.
by MeatMop June 20, 2025
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According to the Great Marshal Willick, Esq., feral paralegals are unlicensed, unregulated paralegals, operating divorce mills either entirely unsupervised, or under the farcical fig leaf of a token listed attorney, who often is not even in the same city as the paralegals being “supervised.”
by BadAtty October 22, 2025
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