Jazz Onions

Awesome. It replaces old words like "rad, bitchin', sick etc"

"Hey dude i finally got a car" says friend1
"JAZZ ONIONS MAN!!!!" replies friend2

by Mackenzie_1991 July 29, 2008

jazz it up

To make something better, or just sound better.

Those Starbucks fuckers just use the foreign shit to jazz it up, it doesn't mean anything.

by Promethean Sky March 21, 2008

jazz spot

A small area of facial hair just below the lower lip in the center; technically called a mouche. It is smaller than a soul patch or jazz patch. The style was made famous by African-American jazzmen of the 50s, 60s and 70s.

I vividly remember Dizzy Gillespie with his jazz spot playing his bent trumpet in concert.

by yes juanito yes November 07, 2014

Jazz Finger

To show off in an unecessary fashion

'The Guitarist In That Band Just Jazz Fingered For The Whole Night'

by Vibey Johnson October 07, 2006

Anal Jazzing

Anal Jazzing is where you proceed to anally fist someone, then you do Jazz Hands.

She was really into some freaky shit, so I tried Anal Jazzing her for a good time. Who doesn't like Jazz hands, am I right?

by Goaste Fan July 13, 2009

smooth jazz

A niche form of pop music that is appreciated by people who don't like jazz. They think it sounds cool to be a smooth jazz listener and don't realize that it's not jazz at all. To paraphrase Mark Twain, the difference between jazz and smooth jazz is like the diffference between lightning and a lightning bug.

She claims to like jazz but anything other than smooth jazz is too far out for her.

by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

Utah Jazz

A superb example of an oxymoron.

Utah Jazz? That makes as much sense as Military Intelligence.

by The Wog Whomper May 01, 2005