it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

Quality time

A woman's way of saying she wants to do something other than have sex. This is typical in relationships where the male is unavailable emotionally due to another relationship, but the woman requesting quality time constantly seeks more for her own validation.

"Babe, can we schedule some quality time to watch a movie or something? "

by Hawaiian realist September 10, 2021

Quality Male

The sort of male you won't find in a local bar in, say, Michigan.

When Posh Spice is not playing her xylobone, she is out shopping for quality males at the piggly wiggly.

by daveid42 July 28, 2012

Hot Quality Package

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Who do not selling "V____a"or "Battery"for money,good cooking,good mother for the kids who teahing them to be a good "Human+Humanity"(For Good Generation in the Future)

And Hot....On "Snowboard"...,Oops!!

P.S.This include teaching "Little Boy(Soft...,Wope!!!)" how to be+act like the good "Human+Humanity"

P.S.All those who selling "V____a"+"Battery" you are not the "Bad"(and you can make your own choice that you want to be Human Or Animal??)

Brand name+Money do not show that you are HI-So

Human+Humanity that nobady can look down on you..your chioce.(^_^) Hi-Somide or Hi-SoSl_ty?

Hot Quality Package= All good wives,partner and single women

Up there read read read

by Mammy's(All Wives) November 10, 2011

craigslist quality

When something is done in a half-ass way and is sorta done in a shitty manner but still works and gets the job done in a sketchy way

1: Yeah The wiring in the car I bought for 500 bucks hangs out of the dashboard, it’s wrapped in electrical tape and electrocutes your leg. I would fix the piece of shit but it get the job done with Craigslist quality.

2: The truck I bought is all rusted out and the engine is held together with a minty duct tape job. Top of the line Craigslist Quality!

by G7291 October 15, 2018

Courtroom Quality

When being unfaithful with an individual that is so hot they are considered “courtroom quality.” Specifically, when the judge brings in the woman the man had the affair with and the judge and jury recognize they too would have had an affair because she is in fact that hot.

“John had an affair with Naomi, but I get it, he had to do it, the chic was total courtroom quality.”

by Youonlyliveonce_ January 16, 2019

Quality content

Quality Content is a key word used by Pilar and Juan to talk about things that seem to be great but then turn out to be kinda shitty

Omg b look at this video! Definetly.. DEFINETLY quality content.

by juanzitelli June 18, 2018