"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008

Jew numbers

A synonym of money

You owe me 70 jew numbers. Pay up or I'll take your first born.

by gaysarentpeople February 27, 2009

Stalker Numbers

numbers added to your phone by Facebook

Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in

by solidpup July 19, 2012

VIN number

A series of 13-17 numbers used to Identify motor vehicles

Vehicle Identification Number VIN for short

When registering your car you will need it's VIN number

by polaris.nortstar April 24, 2006

Public Idiot Number One

A nickname for the 45th POTUS, implying that he is an enemy of the people and stating outright that he is an A-1 idiot.

We can all thank ourselves for having contributed to the election of Public Idiot Number One.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

Number 2

To poop, defecate, excrete fecal matter from the anus.

I had a lot of pizza, so now I'm constipated and finding it hard to number 2

by Walter Schwartz March 26, 2015

number 69

Sexual meanings; Often used as a joke to say a number or answer like on a test

Lola: What's the answer to number 6?
Jake:Number 69!
Lola:U stupid little nasty motherfucker!

by Twenty1Crybaby June 4, 2017