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Speed lotioning

The act of putting on lotion while driving down the road. Therefore, as quickly as possible and switching hands on the steeringwheel, you are lotioning at a very high rate of speed to keep from crashing into oncoming traffic.
Holly found herself Speed lotioning' on the way to work because she was already running late.
by 12guage77 December 16, 2009
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kiddie speed

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.
Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.
by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008
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Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.
Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace
by 420palace January 20, 2009
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speed sandwich

When you're in between two cars, one in front and one in back, and you are all speeding. This allows you to dodge the ticket because one of the pieces of "bread" is more likely to get the speeding ticket.
Whew! I made it to work on time today because I coasted in on a speed sandwich.
by KelEDee March 31, 2009
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Dank Speed

When you run as fast as Keemstar and ascend to hyperspace but you crash because you didn't eat your leftovers.
Alfonzo: "Yo dude I was going Dank Speed the other day!"
Phil: "Nice, man how was it?"
Alfonzo: "It was pretty good but I didn't eat my leftovers."
Phil: "Aw, dud that sucks.
by Friccler June 14, 2018
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speed luigi

a fast version of luigi....why you even reading this...
hey its a me speed luigi
by ALMONDABOOOSE September 19, 2017
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sanic speed

Sanic speed is when you or somelne goes su fast it rips apart all time and existence and if you were to run sanic speed you will hear sonic the hedgehog green hill zone ear rape music
Yo he goin sanic speed m8
by sanicspeed2fst May 7, 2017
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