non-profit

A legal business entity that:
- begs for its income like a well-dressed pan-handler,

- and ensures it spends most of that income on executive pay, and advertising to get more income,

- then spends most of the rest on services run by friends of the executives,

- and gives a pittance on most of the employees that keep them operating.
Typically they don't solve the problem they are raising funds for.
Most of the profit in the healthcare isn't in the hospitals, it's in the non-profit entities.
That Susan G Komen For the Cure spent 60% on advertising and payroll, but only 5% on treating cancer; I guess she's a non non-profit.
by WNYmathGuy April 15, 2017
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non-guy

To be a wuss, sissy, or simply unmanly in any way.
Kent you are such a non-guy..Honeslty..Be A Guy
by chris April 21, 2005
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Non Romney

Any Republican candidate running for president who is neither a phony conservative or who holds or has held highly liberal views either at one time or another. To qualify to be a "non Romney," one must not say he or she is "severely conservative" despite a liberal record (i), is not a puppet promoted by the Republican Establishment (ii), and is not often trumpeted by the Obama Media as the acclaimed "Frontrunner" and thus treated as such (iii). A true "Non Romney," in essence, isn't a robot but has real conservative credentials and principles.
2012 Republican candidates Herman Cain, Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich have all been at one point or another "Non Romneys" during the primary.
by DarkMeat February 18, 2012
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Non-Baller

A person with lack of basketball skills. Also a person without the ability to be a baller. Without ability to be balling.
A person named Ricky L.
Ricky is a non-baller! He can only make air balls!!!
by Baller God October 01, 2018
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Non-Committer

Noun. An individual who possesses a cavalier attitude about most things in his/her life; particularly while dating. Furthermore, this person thrives in ambiguity and is extremely unwilling to give time or energy towards another. They usually are skilled at saying the right things but doesn't necessarily do them; fails to materialize and commit. In other words , he/she "talks the talk" about co-habitating, but it never goes further. At the end of the day, people like this are a menace to society and are a huge waste of time! Set their asses free and move on to someone who has their shit together! They need to grow the hell up!!!
"When I asked if he was talking to anyone else on a dating app , I received a half-ass response that involved him not wanting to commit to anybody". Ugghh, just go on Tinder then! Why is your ass even on a dating app? What a tool"!
" We've been together for 2 years, kinda wondering what the next step is? We've talked about moving in, but when? Wtf! I think I' getting played" Tired of this non-committer!!!!!!!
by Cappy C January 23, 2023
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non thugs

The opposite of 'no homo', is it the phrase said by gay guys when they do something really straight to ensure they have reaffirmed their gayness
'Big Gay Al was so horny that he let Alice blow him, but he shouted 'non thugs' as he came so it wasn't a straight thing'
by Caramac September 16, 2017
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non-joke

An anecdote that has the setup of a joke (background info, character introductions), but as it goes on, it is revealed to be an anecdote, usually ending in a serious or somber way; can be described as a form of dark humor in some cases.
A man has a dream where a gorilla steals his banana. He tells his wife about his strange dream. She ignores him completely and goes back to sleep. The man rolls over, and he cries as he realizes his marriage is in shambles. (This is an example of a non-joke)
by tahutoa April 14, 2016
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