Matchy-ness

This endearing term is used to describe the act of person(s) or thing(s) resembling one another. Two objects (people, for example) are able to bear matchy-ness in several facets of their accord however, the most appropriate manifestation of said matchy-ness to the rest of the world is through physical attributes.

...yeah those tie-dye shirts they were wearing really demonstrate how like-minded and connected they are. Such a great archetype of matchy-ness.

by RicePaperWall July 31, 2010

Whatthefuck-ness

That void of time, usually after getting wasted or very high, where you don't remember a goddamn thing.

Sue: "Wow! I just checked my bank account and I spent over a hundred bucks at the bars last night!"

Alison: "How the fuck did you manage to do that? I'm broke too...what happened?"

Sue: "I haven't got a fucking clue. I remember up to a certain point and then everything after that is like one huge void of whatthefuck-ness."

by wastedone April 21, 2011

Bo'ness

Bo'ness people can't be that illiterate since we can actually spell borrowstounness.
If you are going to insult people about not being able to spell the Town name then at least spell it properly 😅

Borrowstounness aka Bo'ness

It's all in the spelling 🙃
Good wee town and good people

by Undefinedbyyou November 23, 2021

going-to-have-fun-ness

the state a person is in when experiencing the pleasure of knowing that they will soon have fun

Jordan: I'm so jealous of your going-to-have-fun-ness because i have to go to work and i'm lame

by enydrial456 May 17, 2010

Boring-ness

Boring person, place or thing. The state of being boring. For those who do not know what this is, imagine working in an office cubicle, staring at an Excel spreadsheet full of numbers and pivot tables and your job is to find the ONE number in the sheet that is missing the decimal. Drool slowly evaporates from your lips as you stare slightly teary eyed with your mouth slightly agape you are dimly aware of being in a mindset of between sleep and nausea and have a growing sense of a need to escape, but you can't. Your ass has gone numb from becoming Boring-ness.

While working in an accounting office of 100 poeple, all you can hear is the scratch of pencil and clackety clack of the keyboard, your mind slowly turns to mush as you become the embodiment of boring-ness.

by Food Science Geek Squared September 19, 2012

loch ness monster

My Step-Dad and Step-Brother's Penis'.

The reason why the dinosaurs are extinct. see also:
Loch Ness Monster
The Great Wall of China
The Equator
God

Dillon:"what are you up to tonight?"
Me:"not getting eaten by your schlong"

by Zak Hill May 7, 2008

fucked-up-ed-ness

see fuckage, you fucker.

Examples hit the top on the fucked-up-ed-ness meter

by Tory Burnett May 22, 2008