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Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?
by Roasted beans March 2, 2022
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internet nerd

A social inadequate person who tries to get his point across on the internet because they can't do it in real life. Generally rubs his bishop over linux searching for open ports on other peoples computers. They have many many online friends all over the world. More than likely a moderator of a forum or game server. Conspiracies are a must!
Meat is Murder: What cha up to tonight bro?

Morbid: Gonna get me sum nosebag then pown all on WOW, then I'm gonna argue on the forum! Watch me show those losers who's daddy and smart!

Meat is Murder: Cripes! You be powning tonight then hommie!

Morbid: You betcha, behold my geeky skillz homeboy!

Meat is Murder: Same time and thing tomorrow squire?

Morbid: Damn straight! You know it dawg. I'll get my point across one of these years.

Meat is Murder: You be big boy of the internet my gangsta. Go pown dose internet nerds!
by Ohnoesnerds June 3, 2010
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nerdbot

A nerdbot is derived from two words. "nerd" and "bot". When these two words are put together, they form the compound word "nerdbot". What a nerdbot essentially is, is a person with no life and plays counter-strike 24/7, only stopping for food and occasional sleep. A person who is a nerdbot knows every L337 word in the L337 dictionary and even speaks "L337" in real life situations. A nerdbot also relates every real life situation to counter-strike. Nerdbots tend to stick together, so despite what people say, they do have friends.
"oh em gee, I hacked my teacher's exam." -nerdbot
"I sped hacked home to play cs guys!" -nerdbot
"WOW this guy is UB3R gay, he headshotted me with a dodgeball! A1Mb0t@!1"
by cloud nine July 12, 2005
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nerd herder

A manager of IT employees, tasked with making them do some useful work. Literally, herding nerds.
"I'm an IT manager; just call me a nerd herder."
by Queen_K June 11, 2006
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nerd

the most epic species known on earth. all secretly bad ass ninjas.
whoa check that nerd over there!
(a nerd walks past, does a ninja backflip, then moves on)
by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010
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nerdball

A nerd with an odd but unmistakable air of cuteness about him/her. The traits of a nerdball are the same as those of a normal nerd, but are somehow endearing instead of irksome.
Nerdball: (engrossed in playing a game on graphing calculator)

Fawning girl: Ahww, what a cute little nerdball!
by chiciebee August 19, 2011
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get my nerd on

When needing to immerse oneself in a situation of "nerdy" people, one needs to occasionally adapt oneself to fit in. This is not necessarily a bad thing—it can be hilariously fun and inclusive, rather than having to feel like an outsider. However, it can be bad if the wrong person catches you getting your nerd on, giving them a horribly wrong impression of you (Read: dating potential).
"Man, I'm gonna' SO get my nerd on this weekend at Comic Con."

"Why is it when I go to either a Star Trek convention, Scarborough Faire, or some comic convention, I have to get my nerd on to fit in?"
by CadeRageous September 25, 2008
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