Hittin the Mitten

Jacking off, or masturbating in a glove or mitten.

He said he couldn't meet us. he was probably home hittin the mitten

by chickengutz March 29, 2010

putting on mittens

The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.

My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.

by Xenos Aegletes October 7, 2012

yumekos.personal.mittens

my fav tik tok moot who i wish i knew irl, love you bae 🙄🙄💞💞💞

person #1: i want to date yumekos.personal.mittens <33

person #2 : too bad they already belong to yumekosbiitch :///

by yumekosbiitchass October 25, 2020

squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.

Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.

by Jammal Taylor July 27, 2008

texas mitten

using feces as a lube when giving someone a hand-job

We didnt have any KY and sara was on her period so sara gave me a texas mitten

by matt rich June 21, 2006

kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"

"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

Mittens

A sweet babe. Beauty with flaming orange and brown colors. Fur soft as fluffy clouds. When she walks by, she melts snow. At times very sassy and rude, other than that sweet and caring.

"Is that Mittens?"
"Is she cute?"
"yeah."
"then yeah, its Mittens"

by Karogramms December 16, 2016