A Martha Stewart

Girl giving you a blowjob while making you a sandwich.

Hey yo man, this girl gave me a terrific Martha Stewart the other day.

Just got the greatest Martha Stewart from her.

Dude I just want a Martha Stewart!

by Token and Pledge February 9, 2009

Martha Boner

A women who gets so turned on that her vagina will become hard, instead of wet.


A term used when Martha Stewart got sent to prison.

Oh my god, last night I saw Jeff swimming and i got a Martha Boner.

Dude, i f****d a girl last night, and she had a Martha Boner!

by Scorpionflame101 October 17, 2008

Martha's Vineyard

island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B

i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer

by MV islanderr March 15, 2009

Merthyr Tydfil

A town found in the South of Wales. It has a population of about 30,000 and was once the largest town in country.
Enough of that boring stuff, it's home to the most beautiful accent and the people there are really nice. Also some of the front men from the best bands (in my opinion) hail from this town

Examples of people from Merthyr Tydfil:
Sean Smith - The Blackout
Gavin Butler - The Blackout
Ian Watkins - Lostprophets

by Jesus the second. X. August 20, 2011

Marther

Merlin X Arthur Pendragon, a popular shipping in the BBC series 'Merlin'. Also known as Merther, MerArt, and 'those two guys that are totally eye-fucking each other'.

I cried when Merlin ended. /Now/ where will I get my daily fix of Marther?!

by NoLifeOtakuGirl January 23, 2015

mumth

smooth mother, with little to no hair in areas other than the head

"Did you see Ronnie's mom? Now that's a hot milfy mumth

by DellaBelle July 6, 2014

Martha's Vineyard

Martha's Vineyard is a small island off of Massachusetts. Martha's Vineyard also know as MV is fun in the summer and quit in the winter. Not everyone that lives here year around is rich, most people are Upper middle class or above. MV is very expensive for a nice small house it is about 700k +, but you pay for where you live. Mv is a great place, that I strongly recommend on visiting. (If you come stay in Oak bluffs and Edgartown those are best towns.)

Random person: What town should I Stay in Martha's Vineyard.

MV Yeararounder: I would recommend Edgartown and Oak bluffs. Edgartown is preppy and nice. Oak Bluffs Is very clean and has lots to do. While vineyardhaven is dirtier and has less to do. Chilmark and west Tisbury are to far away..

by Yellow. Banana69 June 30, 2017