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The motherfuckin' murth-dog, murth-daddy, murth-king. If you are blessed by a Murtha's presence, you better bow down mu(r)thafuckers. He will rule the party, he will bring the beer, he will bring the bitches. He is a one of a kind and your tits will turn to gold if he winks at you. Respect the Murth, because there is no turning back once you are on his bad side. Invite big-dickin Murth to all your parties for a guaranteed good time. Grab him a beer and watch the world unravel.
Hear ye, hear ye! Cheers to Mr. King Murtha
Murtha by Murtha July 28, 2016
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A fat girl that may or may not actually be a girl. You know you are near a Murtha when you receive a strong whiff of hot dog water smell.
Murtha by Velociraptor Jesus June 6, 2018

Mutha Puaka 

A Mutha Puaka is someone who doesn't take life too seriously while still commands respect.

He can be seen stylishly riding vintage motorcycles when not puaking your mutha.
We're big in Japan like a Mutha Puaka!

Every guy who isn't Japanese is big in Japan, Mutha Puaka.

That Mutha Puaka sure knows how to not give any fucks.

Look at that fatty, riding his motorcycle in the nude like a Mutha Puaka.

This weather be hotter than a Mutha Puaka.

All them ladies love staring at his crotch like a Mutha Puaka.

Guy: Suck my dick.
Girl: Why can't you be more romantic?
Guy: Suck my dick, in the moonlight.
Girl: Oh alright then, Mutha Puaka.

BE A MUTHA PUAKA EVERY DAY!
Mutha Puaka by FilthyFrederick August 3, 2015

Muthafucker 

Like Asshole, Bastard, Bitch, badly, Bigtimest
OMG~that bitch is Truly a Muthafucker to the max!!
Muthafucker by Starchylde December 30, 2014

marthaness 

The act of being amazing. To do as a Martha would do and be nice and kind to everyone, and be simply amazing!
That nice girl is using marthaness!
marthaness by skwirrlz September 24, 2013

Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Run for your lives!
Martha Stewart by Jay C October 2, 2003
Murtaza(s) are smart, sporty, intelligent and proactive. It is really difficult to have a Murtaza seated peacefully in a space. They tend to run around and get goofy at almost all points of time. Music freaks, diplomatic and confident are some words that aptly define them.

It anyway is fun to have a Murtaza around until they piss you off.
Aye, there he comes MURTAZA.

Well, he's gonna be fun for some time.
Murtaza by Bruhere October 5, 2019