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good carpet side manners

A very good cunnophile (oral sex)--respectful, attentive and thorough.
Gal 1: My hook up last night gave the best oral sex I've ever had. I'm going back for more.
Gal 2: Sounds like they had good carpet side manners.
by mpm July 23, 2014
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Good Bedside Manner

Ilana Mechoullam
@thenosenurse
I wish my Good Bedside Manner could be as good as Ilana Mechoullam's. Damn... She's too good. I can't get on her level!
by CallMeGator October 10, 2021
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Ass Mungers

A small, midget mongolian, often found preying on innocent savillions in public toilets. Once they choose their victim they will wait for them to sit down on the crapper and then using a hand crafted, technological ass munger pick axe they then burrow their way into the rectum, using this as their natural hide out to escape from Ass Munger Mungers thus leaving behind a bleeding mass of rectal revenue for neighbouring Ass Mungers to snack on.
Oh fuck!!! That ass munger is waiting for me again and I really need a shit I just had ass sex with Barker but he has no dick.
by JaCoB & jUz September 5, 2005
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good manners

things that you learn in pre school
boy:-Aunt, Aunt I am sorry! I had to look at your extra large tits when you bend over to kiss me

aunt:- what! that does not really matter you ass hole our family has really good manners
by Yehan January 5, 2006
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Munter

Particulrly ugly, old looking female; Not pleasing to the eye. Wretched.
Look at that ugly older Munter next to the bar
by Dick Shonary June 27, 2003
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mannerable

a rediculously stupid way of saying "well mannered"
coined by Shameika Dunn, a small woman known for her resemblance to the platypus
He is really very mannerable.
by Jessica Robinson February 13, 2004
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munter

<noun> one who munts (man+bunts).
Derogatory term used to describe a male ballplayer (softball or kickball) who strikes the ball ineffectually and hits a bunt single. Generally perceived as a weak player or, worse, an egregious offense when done intentionally.
MUNTER! You suck!
What a fucking munter!
NO MUNTING!!!
by JohnnyL_61 October 2, 2007
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