mormon girls

Mormon girls are the most beautiful girls there are l. They got super kicken booties and absolutly bootylicous knockers. man those things are stunning. Then they got the most beautiful eyes. To sum things up they have the most rockin bodies and most gorgeous faces ever so if you find one then u better hold on because they make the best companions ever.

Dang thoese mormon girls are so gosh dang hot

by Yaboikentuckythumb December 2, 2013

moronia

a state of mind in which one feels overwhelmed by the presence of irrationality, stupidity, and/or stuck in situations where you are beholden to the moronic behavior of others.

Its almost impossible to avoid moronia while trying to run errands during rush hour.

'man i gotta get out of this town, its just constant moronia, no cool people to hang out with'

'i think i'm going to have to pass, everytime we hang out with your friends its just an unendurable trip to moronia'

by UuberNerd August 14, 2009

mormon crack

Coffee, or any caffinated drink

I am going to 7-11 to get some mormon crack to stay awake

by MrJames September 20, 2006

Mormon

The slang term used to refer to members of the LDS religion.

I gave the nice Mormon missionaries cookies, and then told them to go away.

by Zacrey Monte Hansen March 19, 2005

Mormon Playboy

n. slang: Victoria's Secret Catalog.

"Got a Mormon Playboy in the mail."
'Uh, this is a Victoria's Secret Catalog.'
"Yeah."
'...'

by Irving Lambert May 30, 2008

mormon wine

Martinelli's Sparkling Cider...what Mormons drink at gatherings in lieu of wine.

The Kimball Family brought a bottle of Mormon Wine to the New Years party.

by Rowdy_801 February 12, 2013

Mormon Pong

The same thing as beer pong, except you use water instead of beer. Perfect for when you are poor and can't buy any beer, just ran out of beer, or are a mormon and can't drink.

-Hey man, go to the fridge and get some more beer for beer pong.
(goes to fridge)
-Bro, we are OUT OF BEER.
- You did not just say "out of beer" to me.
- Sorry dude, guess we will have to play mormon pong.

by theryho June 7, 2011