Dick mop

A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

by Sandy4ever98 March 28, 2019

Spin Mop

The Female version of a Fidget Spinner

My Wife enjoys her new Spin Mop, now she can relieve stress AND keep my floors clean

by ELCHEEZE October 4, 2018

april mop

April mop is another word for defining April Fools day. Widely used in the hood

April mop you sucker

by Doctor Michael April 1, 2020

Mop Hopper

1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.

2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.

May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.

by boppa23 July 20, 2011

socialist mop

An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.

Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:

"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."

by JTK4 October 19, 2009

cop mop

getting head; derives from the way that a girls hair looks when u look down at it when shes giving u head...like a mop

yo nigga, last i copped the ill mop from some spanish bitch

by the ny kid January 26, 2005

mop me

A phrase used to invite someone to give fellatio.

Mop me nigga. That man told me to mop him.

by Toxxiiccs November 28, 2017