n. A floofy liar that frequently tells horribly unfunny jokes and unwitty comments, resulting in the collective annoyance of those around it.
by reacher November 11, 2004
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Get the manbabies mug.Men, usually aged 12-22, who (a) are chubby/sweaty or (b) were assembled poorly in the womb and who, instead of making up for their lack of striking physical attractiveness by being funny, fun, interesting or down-to-earth will instead use any and all opportunities to put themselves down (especially in the presence of the opposite sex), stand in corners at parties, avoid conversations with friends at parties or take other measures in an attempt to get noticed. Manbabies are completely and utterly unable to grasp the idea that the pity points they earn from the occassional girl is not a sexual advance of any kind and will do nothing to improve their chances with a female. The behavior of manbabies at parties is as an enormous disservice to their friends, who must put up with the fact that they have a whiney, emotional, irrationally depressed and hopelessly romantic manbaby to worry about while they themselves are trying to meet girls. Tend to listen to a lot of angsty music (ie: Linkin Park, Slipknot) and are frequently heard describing how terrible they are with women.
"Oh crap, Johnny's standing in the corner being a manbaby again."
"Dammit! He always does this whenever we go out."
"Dammit! He always does this whenever we go out."
by Scott April 2, 2005
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Life sucks. Simply nothing good has come out of it. It's just Mombasa.
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Tony is in jail. His wife was recently impaled on a picket fence. His children have all had sex changes and punch babies for a living. Tony has lost count of how many times he has dropped the soap. Tony's situation is Mombasa.
Life sucks. Simply nothing good has come out of it. It's just Mombasa.
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Tony is in jail. His wife was recently impaled on a picket fence. His children have all had sex changes and punch babies for a living. Tony has lost count of how many times he has dropped the soap. Tony's situation is Mombasa.
by Summiser January 27, 2009
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by KrimsonKatt May 2, 2021
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by Danny Manbasket July 12, 2006
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